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Green Bag Begins GMUSL Bobblehead Line

Parker, Krauss First Professors To Be Immortalized
Green Bag Begins GMUSL Bobblehead Line
George Mason Law School professor Ross Davies, Editor of the Green Bag Law Journal, announced today that, due to his frustration with the lack of humor in recent Supreme Court opinions, he is discontinuing the line of Supreme Court Justice bobblehead dolls, and replacing them with dolls based on the professors of Mason Law.

Administration Addresses Mason Law Fraternity Hazing Allegations

In a scandal that has shocked the hallowed halls of George Mason Law, three legal fraternities have been accused of hazing their pledges in bizarre and cruel rituals. Officers of the fraternities - Phi Delta Phi, Phi Alpha Delta and Delta Theta Phi - vehemently deny the charges, but pledges tell tales of horror in the initiation process.

Caffeine Induces Moot Court Board to Claim Courtroom as Thirteenth Circuit

Caffeine finally got the better of four members of the Moot Court Board while planning for the upcoming first-year competition, as they took over the Win Whittaker Memorial Courtroom (Room 123) and declared it as the 13th Circuit Court of Appeals early yesterday morning.

GQ Finalizes Merger With Field & Stream

Dean Dan Polsby Named 'Best Dressed Sportsman of the Year'
GQ Finalizes Merger With Field & Stream
In a novel and unprecedented merger, Field and Stream Magazine has joined forces with Gentleman's Quarterly to produce an innovative men's magazine, titled: GQ & Stream. Mixing the faddish designs of the runways with the intricate detail of a tackle box, this new periodical will provide a source of vast knowledge for every man who needs tidbits from both realms.

Chochkie's Restaurant Opens; Dean McCord Hired, Fired

Chochkie's Restaurant Opens; Dean McCord Hired, Fired
Due to a glitch at the Arlington Zoning Board, the newest construction between Ballston and Clarendon is not another $800,000 per condo high-rise, but a Chochkie's restaurant. Hoping to use its American cuisine and peppy staff to invite a young and overworked student and business crowd, the diner opened up next to Pollo Rico across Fairfax Drive from the law school building.

Price Guilty of Possession of CRAC, Sentenced to a 5-Year Term in IRAC

Last week, Professor Alison Price was found guilty by a jury in her trial for possession of CRAC with an intent to distribute. Yesterday, Judge Neumann sentenced Price to a term in IRAC for five years.

Michael Moore Mysteriously Accepts Speaking Invitation

On Sunday, filmmaker and political activist Michael Moore surprisingly announced his acceptance of an invitation to speak at the GMUSL's graduation ceremony this spring. Moore cited as his reason to address this year's graduates as the need to educate them on the true motivations behind Mason's emphasis on law and economics.

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